Outer Limits 4x4 Board

ZookiDave wrote:

Phunkshun wrote:when you start calling a 1.3 a big block
when your top speed is 130km/h
when airconditioning is your windows wound down
when someone says powersteering you say 'what the F@ck are you on about'

130km/h??? Ur tyres must b to small.

that was with my old clutch, go faster now

you can not get enough, and all you think about is getting in the bush and smashing it

You start non tech threads in the tech section and it goes for 5 pages
Nik

NIK wrote:You start non tech threads in the tech section and it goes for 5 pages
Nik

What you talkin about nik
its full of tech stuff manly about
being a zook driver
and how it feels

NIK wrote:You start non tech threads in the tech section and it goes for 5 pages
Nik

its to make us all better zook owners
make us more aware and to love our little babies
anyone can do it easy in a pootrol or a crusier, its not till you own the zook you get the full love for the hard working little girl.

Now if you dont mind i have to show my little zook just how much i love it.

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

When you log on to Outers for the day and the only threads that have new posts are all about tyres rubbin'

When your missus can give you a push start

When a small incline on the way home from work worries you more than a unbeatable hill on the track...

When the girlies in the back try to escape before you tackle that monster hill, but don't because they will break their ankles when the jump out.

When you have to drive around town in low range

When you roll your vehicle in a skate park

When your winch has more power than your engine

When you have to wear a helmet with a visor, just to go to the milk bar.

When you keep backing into trees because of a 35 inch spare

When you sacrifice rear passenger head room for a fire extinguisher

When you have a placard that warns rear occupants that they ride at their own risk, and that in the event of a crash, will most likley suffer severe head, back and abdominal injuries, likely resulting in death

When you supply all passengers a waiver incase of injury that must be signed before embarking

You know you got a zook when......

You try and sleep in the bloody thing!

You can push start it by yourself
(just don't run yourself over..its embarassing)


Traffic light Drag races start by you going before the lights change
And then backing off before they catch up

The passenger grabs the dash handle before EVERY corner

You can't open the bonnet coz the glove box is full

your pasinger said "what is that noise" and u say "what noise?"

HOT chicks call your car a jeep and u tell them to fawk off!!

you have a tow ball.. but have never towed a thing because your scared it will die..

you rev your 1300 to 7000+RPM every day and it JUST WONT DIE!

you know its a zook when

your not afraid to roll it.

when it looks better dirty

passengers are scared to ride with you because you always seem to like lifting wheels

when you see a stocker on the road and think what a waste that is

someone asks how much your car is worth, and you say priceless

it sounds like the car is about to rattle lose

you get toled it looks like a cute car, by someone in patrol that is struggling to get up a hill u did easy.

you dont need to use 1st or 2nd low

you constantly think about attacking it with a grinder and hammer

you get worried about defectes at rbts

you drive it like a race car to do the speed limit