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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 10:32 am
by stumped
raqmup wrote:When you can automatically counter steer while changing lanes on the freeway to allow for the lack of a swaybar... :D :shock:
and when you come out of a series of hairpins and your passenger comments that the movements of the steering wheel seem to have nothing to do with the direction of travel :D

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 12:02 pm
by jonno_racing
when you have one wheel, one pannel and drivers right arm on the ground and your still in good shape!

loves the zook!

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 12:28 pm
by pubic
it takes longer to tune the carby than it does to remove the whole motor

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 1:29 pm
by rustyzook
When your mates say: WOW 3 WHEELIN'

When you skip class(still at school) to prove that your zook will go more places than ya mates locked lux on 36's

when you look at a flooded river try to cross it and end 30m down streem still floating and tryin to drive back up!

when the 4runner becomes the daily cause it just dosent lift wheels right.

when ya best mate with brass balls still wont get in the car cause the last time you drove him up that track with out the doors, it landed at the bottom on it roof with your works quick lets get it back on its wheels and try again.

when the drop off the scar park at school turns into a decent to check approach angles and departure angles so you can figure out if the extendard shackles accutly do anything, then say who cares it looks good!

when no one parks near you cause it looks like its been burnt out and sounds like its about to explode (love the 1ltrs :D)

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 2:38 pm
by lockdup
LOving all the comments. You know you own a zook when:

You have essential things to fix like brakes, but you still spend the money on a lift or locker

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 4:18 pm
by Phunkshun
When everything you look at becomes an oppertunity to check flex

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 4:19 pm
by Phunkshun
When driving on a wet road you look like a 'fully sick pro drifta uleah'

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 5:02 pm
by rustyzook
when you bro wont talk to you for the rest of the day, after you wheeled a spot where his lifted and locked 4runner gets stuck.

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 6:10 pm
by brendan_h
lockdup wrote:LOving all the comments. You know you own a zook when:

You have essential things to fix like brakes, but you still spend the money on a lift or locker
hahaha so true for me i realy need to get the brakes fixed

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 6:50 pm
by GRPABT1
When everyone is adding things to make their trucks better and you're looking for things to take off

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 7:09 pm
by pubic
when after 6 days people can still add more things while people who own other insuperior makes of 4bs have to stop after 5mins ie


you know you own a .....(insert shit box here) when you have zook tyre marks over your lifted trucks bonnet :twisted:

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 7:10 pm
by rustyzook
when ya filled up 3 weeks ago, wheelin' down the back in mid wheel lift and she runs outta fuel where it sits, ON 3 WHEELS!

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 7:26 pm
by Dave Hazard
WHEN you wash it, you think to yourself, "Why did I bother? It only brings the scrathes out!" :lol:

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 7:40 pm
by Dave Hazard
When you own a $25,000 WRX and $1,700 Vitara with a shagged gearbox and you still drive the Vitara everywhere while the Subaru sits at home and never gets a run! lol!

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 8:02 pm
by Phunkshun
when a mate in a lifted and locked (insert shit box) and gets bogged and you drive round him in the deeper slush and tow him out in a stocker with muds

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 8:23 pm
by Dave Hazard
When you don't wana continue down that track or have gone the wrong way you can... turn around!

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 8:31 pm
by Dave Hazard
When you're about to roll over if you go any further and a mate climbs out the window to hold the car up while you reverse back (could be dangerous?!?!)

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 8:41 pm
by rustyzook
when it lands on its side, you can pick it up ya self.

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 10:03 pm
by Gwagensteve
Am I the only person who thinks this thread is slightly, well, ghay?

Sure, there's some funny here, but it's all a bit twee.

Sorry, resume normal programming.

Steve.

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 10:06 pm
by j-top paj
nup, i was just thinking the same thing. but wasnt going to say it :lol:

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 10:10 pm
by raqmup
This is great tech :D Good work fellas! Tis' a smidge Grimace, but funnay at teh same time :armsup:

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 10:24 pm
by rustyzook
ya know ya a real zook owner when ya park at home involes a wheel up in the air somewhere

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 11:16 pm
by reprise
Gwagensteve wrote:Am I the only person who thinks this thread is slightly, well, ghay?.
i for one think its great.

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 7:33 am
by wardy1
You know you own a suzuki when others in jacked up cars get jelouse because seceretly they know zooks are better.

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 7:35 am
by Gwagensteve
< I think that's a suzuki.

Steve.

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:07 pm
by greg
reprise wrote:
Gwagensteve wrote:Am I the only person who thinks this thread is slightly, well, ghay?.
i for one think its great.
it's also the only thread in the suzuki section that doesn't have grumbo (grumpy grimbo) piping up with "have you read the bible?" or "you'll never engineer that mod" as the first reply.

quite refreshing.

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:26 pm
by St Jimmy
You know when you drive a Suzuki
When 100kph scares you ;)

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:35 pm
by stumped
the first two pages are pure gold, soooo many things i can relate to! too funny cos they're true

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 6:29 pm
by j-top paj
greg wrote:
reprise wrote:
Gwagensteve wrote:Am I the only person who thinks this thread is slightly, well, ghay?.
i for one think its great.
it's also the only thread in the suzuki section that doesn't have grumbo (grumpy grimbo) piping up with "have you read the bible?" or "you'll never engineer that mod" as the first reply.

quite refreshing.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 6:32 pm
by wardy1
Gwagensteve wrote:< I think that's a suzuki.

Steve.
Are we playing state the obviouse now lol?