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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 7:32 pm
by Squik
When slipstreaming a truck is the only way to get to 100kph!

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 9:09 pm
by BlueSuzy
When an engine transplant is necisary if you want to do over 100km/h

When you get death wobbles, Its normal.

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 9:19 pm
by j-top paj
when you and your navi put you over GVM :lol:

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 9:20 pm
by zook7177
j-top paj wrote:when you and your navi put you over GVM :lol:
Or just myself
LOL

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 9:28 pm
by j-top paj
zook7177 wrote:
j-top paj wrote:when you and your navi put you over GVM :lol:
Or just myself
LOL
if your the one driving in your avatar? :lol:

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 9:37 pm
by zook7177
j-top paj wrote:
zook7177 wrote:
j-top paj wrote:when you and your navi put you over GVM :lol:
Or just myself
LOL
if your the one driving in your avatar? :lol:
yes, bigger and better

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 11:14 pm
by sierrajim
Gwagensteve wrote:Am I the only person who thinks this thread is slightly, well, ghay?

Sure, there's some funny here, but it's all a bit twee.

Sorry, resume normal programming.

Steve.
You make a good point

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 11:16 pm
by sierrajim
greg wrote:it's also the only thread in the suzuki section that doesn't have grumbo (grumpy grimbo) piping up with "have you read the bible?" or "you'll never engineer that mod" as the first reply.

quite refreshing.
Who the hell do you think you are coming on here and calling Grimbo Grumpo :D

I did think about moving the thread but it might make zook drivers look a little,,,,,, well see Steve's post.

zook

Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 12:11 am
by reprise
When you get overtaken on the freeway by a 16 wheeler....UPHILL!!!!!

Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 12:41 pm
by Guy
sierrajim wrote:
greg wrote:it's also the only thread in the suzuki section that doesn't have grumbo (grumpy grimbo) piping up with "have you read the bible?" or "you'll never engineer that mod" as the first reply.

quite refreshing.
Who the hell do you think you are coming on here and calling Grimbo Grumpo :D

I did think about moving the thread but it might make zook drivers look a little,,,,,, well see Steve's post.
But you all still read it .. and posted in it anyway :? :D :D

Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 2:30 pm
by brendan_h
Squik wrote:When slipstreaming a truck is the only way to get to 100kph!
when behind a truck and changing lanes it pulls you back behind the truck

Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 5:25 pm
by davidkimber
When the missis wants a devorce and all she wants is ya zook

Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 5:31 pm
by j-top paj
davidkimber wrote:When the missis wants a devorce and all she wants is ya zook
whats wrong with her? :lol:

Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 5:51 pm
by davidkimber
They just no what would hurt most they prolly burn it in front of you :bad-words:

Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 6:34 pm
by brendan_h
un called for

Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 6:40 pm
by alien
how about:

when passengers get 3rd degree burns on their feet from the firewall/footwell =)

Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 1:23 am
by zooker
when you have a high water mark, IN your car

Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 4:19 am
by Harb
When you can take your 4by interstate as carry on luggage :D

Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 4:26 pm
by mrw82
when your driving and think 'geez theres something wrong with the car infront, look at the lean its got!' they you realise he's sitting flat and your the one on a lean.

Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 4:30 pm
by j-top paj
:sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:

Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 4:49 pm
by MrsForby
brendan_h - Not cool...

Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 7:50 pm
by St Jimmy
it cost you 60.00 to fill up :D

Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 8:01 pm
by j-top paj
boner59 wrote:it cost you 60.00 to fill up :D
my sub tank :bad-words: :bad-words:

Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 8:10 pm
by Gwagensteve
MissForby wrote:brendan_h - Not cool...
X2... but the whole thread isn't much better.

Steve.

Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 8:12 pm
by zook7177
brendan_h wrote:when your missus has a miscarriage after riding in your zook.
thats sick

Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 8:31 pm
by brendan_h
edited. not cool its sad.

Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 9:29 am
by x rated
Squik wrote:When slipstreaming a truck is the only way to get to 100kph!
the engines not made to round that quic.... and you have to pull back to 80 before it blows

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 3:35 pm
by bop smoo gu
You start wearing jocks again....just so you don't soil your good jeans

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 6:18 pm
by Gwagensteve
x rated wrote: the engines not made to round that quic.... and you have to pull back to 80 before it blows
Just because the thread doesn't make any sense doesn't mean the posts shouldn't either.

Steve.

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 7:27 pm
by ZookiDave
Phunkshun wrote:when you start calling a 1.3 a big block
when your top speed is 130km/h
when airconditioning is your windows wound down
when someone says powersteering you say 'what the F@ck are you on about'


130km/h??? Ur tyres must b to small. :lol: