Awesome ebay ad
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:33 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:38 pm
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:12 am
Bet he drove that in 2wd too.
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:30 am
I didnt know Sierra can fly.... 
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 7:01 am
suzuki club car? 
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 7:20 am
For the record, the Uluru climb was actually in 4x4...but high range.
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 7:56 am
It's nowhere near hammered enoughjoeblow wrote:suzuki club car?
We drive our junk
Steve.
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:34 am
are you sure wideaz didn't put that add up?
oh and wideaz thanks for the pm, although i'm not a "faggot" i'm actually married!
but next time instead of just one word pm's you can just come out and ask another man on a date by using more words. see its less cryptic and may yeild a beter strike rate for you!
your still a wanker wideaz!
love ashley
oh and wideaz thanks for the pm, although i'm not a "faggot" i'm actually married!
but next time instead of just one word pm's you can just come out and ask another man on a date by using more words. see its less cryptic and may yeild a beter strike rate for you!
your still a wanker wideaz!
love ashley
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:34 am
now you're just confusing himgermo wrote:are you sure wideaz didn't put that add up?
oh and wideaz thanks for the pm, although i'm not a "faggot" i'm actually married!
but next time instead of just one word pm's you can just come out and ask another man on a date by using more words. see its less cryptic and may yeild a beter strike rate for you!
your still a wanker wideaz!
love ashley
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:09 pm
I hope it doesn't sell
I want to see what the next ad will be like
It is pretty much the most awesome ebay ad ever
I want to see what the next ad will be like
Correction:It is pretty much the most awesome car ever
It is pretty much the most awesome ebay ad ever
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:03 pm
It'll have to sell, I put the ad up at no reserve! If no-one else bids on it, they'll get Australia's toughest Suzuki for $150.01. Hooray!Highway-Star wrote:I hope it doesn't sell
I want to see what the next ad will be like
Correction:It is pretty much the most awesome car ever
It is pretty much the most awesome ebay ad ever
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:03 pm
yeah I know he won't get it, it will go over his head like all the other things people say to him!just cruizin' wrote:now you're just confusing himgermo wrote:are you sure wideaz didn't put that add up?
oh and wideaz thanks for the pm, although i'm not a "faggot" i'm actually married!
but next time instead of just one word pm's you can just come out and ask another man on a date by using more words. see its less cryptic and may yeild a beter strike rate for you!
your still a wanker wideaz!
love ashley
either he is good at ignoring people and just doing what he wants and the mods let him get away with it
or he is socially retarted
I do love that picture of wideaz though, it puts all the questions into perspective!
love ashley
hahahahahaha
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:25 pm
thats the funniest shiz i like this guy
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:27 pm
Thats an awesome sales technique right there!Up for auction is a Suzuki Sierra, I think it's a 1984 model. It is painted in grey primer, and has a 1-litre engine with a 4-speed gearbox. It is pretty much the most awesome car ever, although it has been in a rollover a couple of months ago, as you can see from the pictures. We pushed it back on it's wheels and kept driving it for the rest of the weekend, this thing is pretty much unstoppable!
It has bigger tyres than stock (pretty sure they are 29 inch), on Sunraysia rims. The rims have been painted black, but are a bit muddy right now. I'm not washing the car for you, we have water restrictions! The front left-hand tyre has a slow leak, but I will pump it up for you when you pick the car up.
It has fancy seat covers, although the seat mounts are broken. You would need to weld them in place. It's driveable, but the passenger isn't very comfortable! It's funny watching your passenger fall all over the place when you are driving.
It has a lightweight aluminium rollbar. The rollbar worked excellently when I rolled the car.
The front bumper had to be cut off to accomodate the larger tyres.
It has a stereo, which doesn't work. It also has two 6"x9" speakers, which also don't work.
It has a new battery, and a brand new muffler. It also currently has half a tank of Avgas.
The engine runs fine, and does not blow any smoke. This may or may not be the exact same engine as in Mark Webber's F1 car.
It runs fine, and shifts from 2x4 to 4x4 fine, but can be a bit sketchy getting it into fourth gear. It goes in, you just need a pinch of luck, and to hold your tongue on the right angle.
The roof is a funny shape. Some would say it's artistic, like the Leaning Tower Of Pisa, or Minnie Driver's head.
The headlights work, but it has no indicators or mirrors. If you are reversing the car, you just hang your head out the window Ace Ventura-style.
This car would be perfect for a paddock bomb, a bushbasher, or as a base for your 2009 Autosalon show car entry.
The car is pickup only, unless you are willing to organise freight. If the bids get high enough, I MAY deliver it within Melbourne, but only if paid for beforehand.
I accept PayPal, direct deposit, or cash on pickup/delivery. If you bid, I'd like you to pay within 48 hours. I've been stuck with items for weeks and weeks that people haven't paid me for!
Feel free to ask any questions, thankyou and happy bidding!
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:45 pm
I was rofling at this.The roof is a funny shape. Some would say it's artistic, like the Leaning Tower Of Pisa, or Minnie Driver's head.
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 7:02 pm
funny as hell
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:28 pm
I love this part
If you are reversing the car, you just hang your head out the window Ace Ventura-style
If you are reversing the car, you just hang your head out the window Ace Ventura-style
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:43 pm
at least he is honest 
Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:46 am
I also forgot to mention that if you take off too fast in this Suzuki, it can actually affect the rotation of the Earth, causing eternal blackness.
Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:34 pm
so it does have the engine form Mark Webber's F1 carDaoRadivo wrote:I also forgot to mention that if you take off too fast in this Suzuki, it can actually affect the rotation of the Earth, causing eternal blackness.
Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 8:52 pm
No that would be slow and you'd allways be last on the trail....brendan_h wrote:so it does have the engine form Mark Webber's F1 carDaoRadivo wrote:I also forgot to mention that if you take off too fast in this Suzuki, it can actually affect the rotation of the Earth, causing eternal blackness.
Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 9:54 pm
haha thats true. hes never won a race i dont think and all i remeber is 'o mark webber crashed' every time the racer where on
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:45 pm
What picture??germo wrote:
I do love that picture of wideaz though, it puts all the questions into perspective!
love ashley
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:00 pm
must have been deleted!mike_nofx wrote:What picture??germo wrote:
I do love that picture of wideaz though, it puts all the questions into perspective!
love ashley
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:03 am
Mark Webber should give up F1 racing, and just inherit his family's barbecue company.brendan_h wrote:haha thats true. hes never won a race i dont think and all i remeber is 'o mark webber crashed' every time the racer where on
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 7:12 pm
Had a look at it today for a 4B for the missus to take the kids to school, i was blown away by the 17 airbags ( must be a safe car for the kids ) im biddin on this baby its the best most capable Suzi ive seen 
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 7:33 pm
How much work would it take to straighten it and what do you reckon bout the roll bar is it worth salvaging after a roll over.
The 97 blue one on ebay looks like they had more fun rolling that one lol
The 97 blue one on ebay looks like they had more fun rolling that one lol
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 7:58 pm
Yeah I would have let out some wee if I was in that one when it rolled...
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 9:12 am
To be honest, I don't think it'd take too much to straighten out. The rollbar didn't budge at all!sierrafreak wrote:How much work would it take to straighten it and what do you reckon bout the roll bar is it worth salvaging after a roll over.
The 97 blue one on ebay looks like they had more fun rolling that one lol
That 97 one...they did a good job of it. They must have climbed TWO Ulurus!
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 9:43 am
I reckon it just didn't make it across the Grand Canyon...