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jokes hahaha
Posted: Thu May 27, 2004 9:25 pm
by built4thrashing
Man goes to a fancy dress wearing nothing but a glass jar on his manhood. A woman asks what he is and he replies " Im a fireman. In case of emergency Break glass and pull knob and ill come as fast as i can"
Posted: Thu May 27, 2004 11:06 pm
by N*A*M
you should stick to ferozas jayson!
how's the rwcing going?
Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 5:26 am
by Squik
A fancy dress party is held and the theme is emotions. No costume, no entry.
The hostess opens the door and there's a couple dressed in red and green. She asks what they are.
"She is red for love and I am green for jealousy" is the reply. So she lets them in.
She opens the door again and there is a guy dressed in yellow. "I am fear and cowardice" he says....so she lets him in
She opens the door again and there are two guys standing there.
One is naked except for a box of custard powder over his dick and the other is naked except for a pear on the end of his dick.
"Ummmmmm....what are you guys supposed to be" she asks.
The first guy says "I am F*****g Dis-Custard and he is In Dis Pear"