It's smaller than everything else on the trail
If you go to get the Sunday paper and come back on Monday without it
If you use a hose to clean the inside and the outside
If you own it outright
When the best route from A to B is through the mud, rockpile or over the mountain (or all of the above)
When a scratch or a dent is a beauty mark
You roll it over and don't get upset
Your mum and sister can't get in it without help
You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb
You search for trails in a helicopter
You puke when you see a Freelander
When you know what the wave is and you're not afraid to use it
You get custom pin-striping from trail brush
When a low-rider Suzuki pulls up next to you and you get out and bitch-slap the driver
When you take your friends wheeling and they say "What trail, i don't see a trail!"
When you've been forced to add SJ410, SJ413, sierra and Vitara to your spell-checker
Your friends won't ride with you 'cause they don't want to wind up in the desert in the middle of the night
When your boss's secretary calls to "recommend" that you wash your Suzuki
When you finally wash the mud off, everyone thinks you bought a new Suzuki
When you can see OVER a Discovery
You carry emergency supplies and clothing because you never know where you will end up
When your Bullbars battle rocks and win
When it rains and you don't care that your tops and doors are off
When you drive around to look at Christmas lights topless
When you change your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break
If your "Parts Dept." is on blocks behind your house
When you take your Mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the Suzuki back onto its wheels again
You use an ice-scraper on the INSIDE of the windshield
You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents
Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when you take them wheeling
When you go to a "off road fun day"
and spend the day winching Land Rovers, G wagons etc out of holes that you can drive through (even if the wife refuses to sit in the zuk while you do it)! When the local car wash Bars you from washing it there again!
When the motor has hundreds of thousands of miles on it and still revs to the red line!
When freelander drivers avoid eye contact!
Small children point and shout muddy car!
When u cant tell the colour of the your zuki!
When its a dented, battered, rusty, and you love it
