YOU KNOW YOU OWN A REAL SUZUKI WHEN...........

[lay80n]

When the weather cools off, and most people are thinking "where did i put my jacket", your thinking "where did i put my doors".

Layto....

[zook7177]

... You get asked "why do you have mud on the roof?" and just smile.

when you're clothes always match you're truck (muddy)

When you're lifted, locked, re-geared, and new shoe'd and your entire build up is still under $5000

When you know the best way to remove stuck large phillips head screws

When your wheeling tool kit consits of a 10mm,12mm,14mm,17mm wrenches and a impact screwdriver.

when you have to clean the instrument panel of mud to tell how fast your going

When passengers get worried about the amount of ratties/squeaks/groans
coming from your car...and you just say..."oh..it's always done that..."

Not knowing your "actual speed"

When 65 hp is a lot of power. AND

When a 1.6 is a big block.

[MUD-PIGSIERRA]

When you get told a Cruiser with 35"s and lockers couldn't do it, the track rating is easy for your Suzuki...........

[Phunkshun]

when 2wd on the suzuki does what others do in 4wd
when 4wd is considerd a last resort

[Longbaser]

Love this thread!

When you realise there is a strange noise coming from your driveline, and 15 years later realise that it is still there, but has not gotten any worse. What - me worry?

Cheers - Longbaser.

[want33s]

When you go from 0km/h to 80km/h and back to 0km/h without your steering wheel shaking you get worried that something is wrong.

When you replace rear brake shoes more often than you check the oil.

[alien]

when you're the only 4wd at the petrol station who can afford a full tank =)

[j-top paj]

when the car cost you 1/4 the price of there cars and goes more places

and when you fill it up at a servo it doubles in value

[Zute]

When you look to see if you have a head wind or tail wind to work out your ETA (expected time of arrival).

[ZUKPOWER]

When you look to see if you have a head wind or tail wind to work out your ETA (expected time of arrival).

i used to check the windmill on Kooragang Island ever day for this exact reason

[Mud Toy]

When you can say i dont know how deep the crossing was? I was just floating!!

[sally_o]

this is gold guys
...when the only thing u r worried about getting wet r your smokes ..
...when u r more worried about ripping a piece of canvas than u r about scatching the paint..
...when u go on a day trip,u ask yourself do i take the dog or the eski..
...when u start putting stickers on your car to make it look cool and end up putting them on to cover the scratches..
...when u are horrified at the the thought of lowering the misses lancer(because it just dont seem natural) ..

[zook7177]

when you go on a 2 week trip to fraser island and have to put all your gear in a mates car

["CANADA"]

When the weather cools off, and most people are thinking "where did i put my jacket", your thinking "where did i put my doors".

Layto....

When you have a peice of paper taped to the dash with the Actual speed you are traveling...


When you can take the valve cores out of your 38TSL's and the rim is still 6 inch's from the ground...

[Lil'Loki]

When you're speaking to someone who owns a RAV4, Honda CRV, Ford Territory (all soft roaders in general).
They tell you that theirs has full electrics, air conditioning and cup holders etc.

You reply with…











MINE HAS LOW RANGE

[Micky-Lux]

The clutch is that thing between the engine and the gearbox, and its optional if you choose to use it....

The clutch is the size of a 45 single (record that is..)

You pull the carby apart, and end up with a box of spare parts, and the car runs better...

You can pull parts off the lawn mower to fix it.....

You can remove the back seat, and you end up with an extra large wheely bin....

Some clown will then buy that said back seat for $200....

You can buy a new timing belt for $13.00, plan to take the arvo to fit it, have the job done in 30 minutes, then wonder what to do next....

When the carpark is full, you can park in the garden...




I gotta get me another Zukie!!!

[Phunkshun]

when talking to someone you don't talk in kw or hp, you talk in tyre sizes

For Seirras:
when a three year old child can walk upright under-neath the car
when your banned from shopping car parks 'cause you get an urge to ramp up that Hond Civic

For Vitaras:
when a Lowerd VW Golf driver tells YOU your driving a girls car you go and park on top of theirs
when the biggest skid you have done is you sh!t youself when you drove up a ledge and all you could see was sky and someone saying over CB 'HOLLY F@CK'

[aaron-suzuki]

when your doctor tells you you have bruised kidneys, and its not from drinking =)


i laughed at this till i realised its true!

[aaron-suzuki]

even though the mrs says "today you can do whatever you want" she still doesnt let you show off to your mates by using her honda civic as a ramp.

when the mrs asks you to take her for a "DIRTY" weekend, you take her to the shed and make her repack youre bearings.

[alexcliffo]

when you can change a tyre while 2 mates are holding the car off the ground.

[Phunkshun]

when you get bogged (highly unlikely) you and three mate can pick it up and walk out with it

[Squik]

When your dog's nose touches the windscreen and it's tail touches the back window... fool_injected

[Dee]

When you rebuild & add a few parts to the front diff, you realise its worth more than the entire car when you bought it...

[aaron-suzuki]

another suzuki fan from maroochydore i see (DEE)

when you finally decide to replace that busted door and find out the wreckers want more then the rest of the car for one part
(true story have you priced a door lately.....sheesh)

[stumped]

... when you can tell the difference between a 1L, NT, WT, and coily at first glance

best thread ever

[GRPABT1]

When your tyres cost more than the whole car did

[raqmup]

When you can automatically counter steer while changing lanes on the freeway to allow for the lack of a swaybar...

[nicbeer]

... when you can tell the difference between a 1L, NT, WT, and coily at first glance

best thread ever

not only that is when u can tell the difference when someone picks up a driveshaft(any part) and u can pick it from what it comes from.

[zook7177]

... when you can tell the difference between a 1L, NT, WT, and coily at first glance

best thread ever

not only that is when u can tell the difference when someone picks up a driveshaft(any part) and u can pick it from what it comes from.

And tell most of the mods done to that zook

[Squik]

When 3 blokes on a snatch strap can be used instead of a winch