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YOU KNOW YOU OWN A REAL SUZUKI WHEN...........

Tech Talk for Suzuki owners.

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Post by Squik »

When slipstreaming a truck is the only way to get to 100kph!
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Post by BlueSuzy »

When an engine transplant is necisary if you want to do over 100km/h

When you get death wobbles, Its normal.
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Post by j-top paj »

when you and your navi put you over GVM :lol:
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Post by zook7177 »

j-top paj wrote:when you and your navi put you over GVM :lol:
Or just myself
LOL
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Post by j-top paj »

zook7177 wrote:
j-top paj wrote:when you and your navi put you over GVM :lol:
Or just myself
LOL
if your the one driving in your avatar? :lol:
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Post by zook7177 »

j-top paj wrote:
zook7177 wrote:
j-top paj wrote:when you and your navi put you over GVM :lol:
Or just myself
LOL
if your the one driving in your avatar? :lol:
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Post by sierrajim »

Gwagensteve wrote:Am I the only person who thinks this thread is slightly, well, ghay?

Sure, there's some funny here, but it's all a bit twee.

Sorry, resume normal programming.

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You make a good point
[quote="Harb"]Well I'm guessing that they didn't think everyone would carry on like a big bunch of sooky girls over it like they have........[/quote]
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Post by sierrajim »

greg wrote:it's also the only thread in the suzuki section that doesn't have grumbo (grumpy grimbo) piping up with "have you read the bible?" or "you'll never engineer that mod" as the first reply.

quite refreshing.
Who the hell do you think you are coming on here and calling Grimbo Grumpo :D

I did think about moving the thread but it might make zook drivers look a little,,,,,, well see Steve's post.
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Post by reprise »

When you get overtaken on the freeway by a 16 wheeler....UPHILL!!!!!
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Post by Guy »

sierrajim wrote:
greg wrote:it's also the only thread in the suzuki section that doesn't have grumbo (grumpy grimbo) piping up with "have you read the bible?" or "you'll never engineer that mod" as the first reply.

quite refreshing.
Who the hell do you think you are coming on here and calling Grimbo Grumpo :D

I did think about moving the thread but it might make zook drivers look a little,,,,,, well see Steve's post.
But you all still read it .. and posted in it anyway :? :D :D
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Post by brendan_h »

Squik wrote:When slipstreaming a truck is the only way to get to 100kph!
when behind a truck and changing lanes it pulls you back behind the truck
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Post by davidkimber »

When the missis wants a devorce and all she wants is ya zook
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Post by j-top paj »

davidkimber wrote:When the missis wants a devorce and all she wants is ya zook
whats wrong with her? :lol:
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Post by davidkimber »

They just no what would hurt most they prolly burn it in front of you :bad-words:
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Post by brendan_h »

un called for
Last edited by brendan_h on Fri May 23, 2008 8:29 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Post by alien »

how about:

when passengers get 3rd degree burns on their feet from the firewall/footwell =)
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Post by zooker »

when you have a high water mark, IN your car
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Post by Harb »

When you can take your 4by interstate as carry on luggage :D
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Post by mrw82 »

when your driving and think 'geez theres something wrong with the car infront, look at the lean its got!' they you realise he's sitting flat and your the one on a lean.
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Post by j-top paj »

:sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:
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Post by MrsForby »

brendan_h - Not cool...
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Post by St Jimmy »

it cost you 60.00 to fill up :D
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Post by j-top paj »

boner59 wrote:it cost you 60.00 to fill up :D
my sub tank :bad-words: :bad-words:
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Post by Gwagensteve »

MissForby wrote:brendan_h - Not cool...
X2... but the whole thread isn't much better.

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Post by zook7177 »

brendan_h wrote:when your missus has a miscarriage after riding in your zook.
thats sick
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Post by brendan_h »

edited. not cool its sad.
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Post by x rated »

Squik wrote:When slipstreaming a truck is the only way to get to 100kph!
the engines not made to round that quic.... and you have to pull back to 80 before it blows
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Post by bop smoo gu »

You start wearing jocks again....just so you don't soil your good jeans
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Post by Gwagensteve »

x rated wrote: the engines not made to round that quic.... and you have to pull back to 80 before it blows
Just because the thread doesn't make any sense doesn't mean the posts shouldn't either.

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Post by ZookiDave »

Phunkshun wrote:when you start calling a 1.3 a big block
when your top speed is 130km/h
when airconditioning is your windows wound down
when someone says powersteering you say 'what the F@ck are you on about'


130km/h??? Ur tyres must b to small. :lol:
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