RRRRage.

[Luigi Malone]

I can't be the only one, can I?

Every time I am out on the highway, some complete F%#@ WIT with a big Dick Wank machine feels he has to pass me and then slow down.
Makes me feel like fitting a V8 just to blow these Wonkers into the weeds.
Yesterday, I noticed an aging FWit in a Cherokee (I s'pose that alone explains it) Two cars back pulling out like he just had to get past the car behind me.
When we hit a passing lane I could hear his BDWM screaming as he powered it to the max. He passed me then slowed down to 110 Kph.
I waited till the next passing lane to see if he would pass the car in front of him. No way, he had done his job, he PASSED A SUZUKI!!!
Where do these MORONS get their brains from?
They are so obvious and petty that it makes me puke.
This scenario happens every time I am out on the highway.
Toyotas, Mu's Heeps, you name it. They just have to show me how fast their POS can go.
As if I give a $h!t.
Phew, now I feel better.
Is this a KIWI mental disorder, or does it affect Ockers too,?
LM

[85zook]

firstly. i think they overtake cause they are scared that the suzuki will roll over in front of them

secondly, what the HELL is an ocker?

[markil]

yeah, i know the feeling happens all the time.

[redzook]

people genrally seem to steer weel clear of my rig even if its dual lanes there scared to pas s

[mudfkr]

Now see Luigi if you had of made it up here for the Queens birthday trip my mate with the Nissan Safari would have showed you first hand how to deal with a situation like this let me explain

Picture the Safari billowing black diesel smoke out the arse end climbing up a passing lane on the Taupo Rd then a couple of ragtops in a farked Bluebird (blowing more smoke than the diesel ) pulling out and just managing to get pass (after being in the pass lane for just about the entire length of the lane) then just as you get to the top and start to descend down a nice sweeping right hander they want to slow down to 80K's well my mate thinks if you wanna pass me you oughta at least do the 100 k limit so he encouraged them with the PTO winch pushing against the boot of the Bluebird. Man did they find some extra HP in that Bluebird and farked off real quick !!!! We still get a laugh talking about it

It's not only a Zook problem either I use to get it all the time in the truck, Farkin plonkers doing 80K then as soon as a passing lanes in sight she's farkin 120K so I don't have a sh!t show of getting pass then back to 80 clicks at the end p!ss ya off alright !!

I won't even start on the Maui Camper vans - Farkin tourist !!!!!!!!

Shane

[spamwell]

i think it is because they just expect us to be going slow....so many people have said about my sierra being a 3 cylinder ........NOT ALL SUZUKI"S ARE LJ'S YOU FOOLS...

[Squik]

Look at it this way....he has to prove his manhood by going fast........Suzuki owners get the best out of their vehicles by going slow........fast....not good.......slow......good........Cherokee fast......Suzuki slow.......slow is better.
See the link between owning a Cherokee and premature ejaculation?

[85zook]

yeah someone said today that zooks only do 80!! Yeah BS!! Ive done 160 in mine!!

[-Mick-]

yeah someone said today that zooks only do 80!! Yeah BS!! Ive done 160 in mine!!

That must of been sh!t scary Even if mine went that fast I still wouldn't

firstly. i think they overtake cause they are scared that the suzuki will roll over in front of them

secondly, what the HELL is an ocker?

What's an Ocker FLAMIN HELL LOOK IT UP BOY Welcome to Australia btw

[85zook]

i been here 4 years and the only person ive heard saying "ocker" is chris franklin!

[-Mick-]

i been here 4 years and the only person ive heard saying "ocker" is chris franklin!

that's probably the only place I've heard it too

[bigsteve]

I love the guys in there "larger" brand 4x4's who HAVE to stare,

I simply look back out of my peripherals (from behind sunglasses) and look at their stupid expressions, then I turn and stare back and suddenly they look away.

[Luigi Malone]

i been here 4 years and the only person ive heard saying "ocker" is chris franklin!

that's probably the only place I've heard it too

Sorry, I meant Oztruckinfalians.
HHHe

[Luigi Malone]

Wish I was there Shane. I'd love to see that. I think Payback is the movie of our genre.
LM

[muppet_man67]

Correct me if im wrong but you seem very angry about this.
All they are doing is saving you petrol by allowing you to ride in their slip stream.

[Luigi Malone]

Correct me if im wrong but you seem very angry about this.
All they are doing is saving you petrol by allowing you to ride in their slip stream.

No correction necessary. You're right.

Just that I've been forced out at the merging of a passing lane too many times. Just as well side arms are illegal. I've offered more than one FWit to pull over and talk to me. But alas they're only the big man while in the big car. I cannot stand the "Do it and run away" mentality that pervades our roads. Put an ordinary person in a car, and you create an A$$hole.
I have years of cycling, and motorcycling experience to call on. And I can verify beyond all doubt that this is a fact. But bang on their window and offer to smash their teeth in, boy what a change. These people don't want to actually face you, they want to be untouchable.
The bigger is better mentality and the rude and ignorant driving is behaviour which would not be enacted in a pub, or a queue at a picture theatre. So why do these FWits choose to behave in a prattish manner while in the 'safety' and anonymity of their BDWM's?
I could bore you for hours with tales of driving close calls and idiocy.
But I'm sure you could reciprocate just as much.

Rant over.
Thanks for the replies.
LM.

[A12]

Back when I used to ride a motor cycle to work in the CBD each day, I used to 'collect' the mirrors off cars. I figured if you are not going to ise them, then why have them. Even upgraded my gloves to the ones with the hard armour on the back of the glove to ensure that they smashed in spectacular fashion without hurting my hand.....fun to watch

Greg
xl-7

[DeWsE]

Yeah I can relate to this. I'm getting 120kmh on the freeway so they generally can't overtake, coz at that speed i'm all over the shop occuping both lanes


edit: spelling...oops

[jono83]

Welcome to Sydney driving.

There is something about having to overtake the guy infront of you.. I don't know what it is, but it's just that little erge that makes people what to overtake.

My friend has a VX Commodore Exec, with a Gen3 V8. Looks like a normal and he even put the hat on the rear parcel shelf to look like a hat driver. People try to do it to him all the time. But after that they get to see his rear pretty quickly.


Sometimes a friendly nudge with the bull bar should be allowed to encourage drivers not to do this.

[bigsteve]

Sometimes a friendly nudge with the bull bar should be allowed to encourage drivers not to do this.

Yeah Today Tonight Will Love That

[Fabio]

i was at a T junction the other day waiting for the traffic to clear before i could pull out, and this old holden V8 felt he needed to beep his horn. when we pulled out, he felt the need to overtake into traffic, right in front of a police car . couldn't stop laughing

[stumped]

Welcome to Sydney driving.

There is something about having to overtake the guy infront of you.. I don't know what it is, but it's just that little erge that makes people what to overtake.

My friend has a VX Commodore Exec, with a Gen3 V8. Looks like a normal and he even put the hat on the rear parcel shelf to look like a hat driver. People try to do it to him all the time. But after that they get to see his rear pretty quickly.


Sometimes a friendly nudge with the bull bar should be allowed to encourage drivers not to do this.

haha... you should try newcastle drivers sydney drivers will usually let ya in or cut infront etc without going too nuts, newy drivers are pretty arrogant, most won't let ya in etc....