YOU KNOW YOU OWN A REAL SUZUKI WHEN...........

[stumped]

When you can automatically counter steer while changing lanes on the freeway to allow for the lack of a swaybar...

and when you come out of a series of hairpins and your passenger comments that the movements of the steering wheel seem to have nothing to do with the direction of travel

[jonno_racing]

when you have one wheel, one pannel and drivers right arm on the ground and your still in good shape!

loves the zook!

[pubic]

it takes longer to tune the carby than it does to remove the whole motor

[rustyzook]

When your mates say: WOW 3 WHEELIN'

When you skip class(still at school) to prove that your zook will go more places than ya mates locked lux on 36's

when you look at a flooded river try to cross it and end 30m down streem still floating and tryin to drive back up!

when the 4runner becomes the daily cause it just dosent lift wheels right.

when ya best mate with brass balls still wont get in the car cause the last time you drove him up that track with out the doors, it landed at the bottom on it roof with your works quick lets get it back on its wheels and try again.

when the drop off the scar park at school turns into a decent to check approach angles and departure angles so you can figure out if the extendard shackles accutly do anything, then say who cares it looks good!

when no one parks near you cause it looks like its been burnt out and sounds like its about to explode (love the 1ltrs )

[lockdup]

LOving all the comments. You know you own a zook when:

You have essential things to fix like brakes, but you still spend the money on a lift or locker

[Phunkshun]

When everything you look at becomes an oppertunity to check flex

[Phunkshun]

When driving on a wet road you look like a 'fully sick pro drifta uleah'

[rustyzook]

when you bro wont talk to you for the rest of the day, after you wheeled a spot where his lifted and locked 4runner gets stuck.

[brendan_h]

LOving all the comments. You know you own a zook when:

You have essential things to fix like brakes, but you still spend the money on a lift or locker

hahaha so true for me i realy need to get the brakes fixed

[GRPABT1]

When everyone is adding things to make their trucks better and you're looking for things to take off

[pubic]

when after 6 days people can still add more things while people who own other insuperior makes of 4bs have to stop after 5mins ie


you know you own a .....(insert shit box here) when you have zook tyre marks over your lifted trucks bonnet

[rustyzook]

when ya filled up 3 weeks ago, wheelin' down the back in mid wheel lift and she runs outta fuel where it sits, ON 3 WHEELS!

[Dave Hazard]

WHEN you wash it, you think to yourself, "Why did I bother? It only brings the scrathes out!"

[Dave Hazard]

When you own a $25,000 WRX and $1,700 Vitara with a shagged gearbox and you still drive the Vitara everywhere while the Subaru sits at home and never gets a run! lol!

[Phunkshun]

when a mate in a lifted and locked (insert shit box) and gets bogged and you drive round him in the deeper slush and tow him out in a stocker with muds

[Dave Hazard]

When you don't wana continue down that track or have gone the wrong way you can... turn around!

[Dave Hazard]

When you're about to roll over if you go any further and a mate climbs out the window to hold the car up while you reverse back (could be dangerous?!?!)

[rustyzook]

when it lands on its side, you can pick it up ya self.

[Gwagensteve]

Am I the only person who thinks this thread is slightly, well, ghay?

Sure, there's some funny here, but it's all a bit twee.

Sorry, resume normal programming.

Steve.

[j-top paj]

nup, i was just thinking the same thing. but wasnt going to say it

[raqmup]

This is great tech Good work fellas! Tis' a smidge Grimace, but funnay at teh same time

[rustyzook]

ya know ya a real zook owner when ya park at home involes a wheel up in the air somewhere

[reprise]

Am I the only person who thinks this thread is slightly, well, ghay?.

i for one think its great.

[wardy1]

You know you own a suzuki when others in jacked up cars get jelouse because seceretly they know zooks are better.

[Gwagensteve]

< I think that's a suzuki.

Steve.

[greg]

Am I the only person who thinks this thread is slightly, well, ghay?.

i for one think its great.

it's also the only thread in the suzuki section that doesn't have grumbo (grumpy grimbo) piping up with "have you read the bible?" or "you'll never engineer that mod" as the first reply.

quite refreshing.

[St Jimmy]

You know when you drive a Suzuki
When 100kph scares you

[stumped]

the first two pages are pure gold, soooo many things i can relate to! too funny cos they're true

[j-top paj]

Am I the only person who thinks this thread is slightly, well, ghay?.

i for one think its great.

it's also the only thread in the suzuki section that doesn't have grumbo (grumpy grimbo) piping up with "have you read the bible?" or "you'll never engineer that mod" as the first reply.

quite refreshing.

[wardy1]

< I think that's a suzuki.

Steve.

Are we playing state the obviouse now lol?