I'm sorry guys, I did park next to one of those foreign machines called a Landbruiser (or something like that).
It was an absolute emergency, i pulled up at the local Surgery, my girfriend was having a baby in the back on the gas bottle (she tried to have it on my sheepskins!!, I soon put a stop to that!!). my wife was hitting me and carrying on about something of which i had no idea - and still dont.
Well to get on with the story, the dog was loving my leg at the time which made me want to pull up quickly (do you know how hard it is to work the clutch under these circumstances?).
Anyway, the Gearbox was making no noise at all and there was only one parking space at the Surgery.I immediately thought i might suicide as both sides of the vacant parking spaces were those foreign 4x4's. Toys r us (or something like that).
Well, I had little or no choice but to have an urgent need to get out of the Mighty Patrol - Due to the rather unfriendly treatment i was getting from the Ladies. The dog as usual was still being friendly!!? Probably thats why they are mans best friend???
Well (again), i was really worried about the Patrol being in such a difficult position, so i sent the Ladies off carrying the newborn which my wife had named Bastard (funny name for a girl) and proceeded to protect my loved one.
i went to my emergency kit and bought out a 20 litre handypak of Rust off.
i immediately sprayed the mighty Nissan and then coated it with thick grease. "This should be safe from those Toys r us foreign cars for about an hour", i thought.
Satisfied, i rolled up a smoke and leaned on the Mighty. i picked myself up, put grease on the spot i had foolishly rubbed off and rubbed my sore bum.
It was beautiful and quiet in the Carpark and as i had the cigarette, i could hear a strange and very unfamiliar noise.
It came from my left and my right, it was the sound of Toyotas rusting!!
ps i did drive away with a gearbox problem Dr Frankenstine
I hope i havent offended any Toyota owners, as i wrote this dribble above for a bit of fun. NO OFFENCE MEANT and i hope none taken.
About the gearbox
i thank you all for your help and will have a serious look at all your suggestions.
Thank you all very much
Regards
Gerry Noterey
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